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Saturday, March 7th, 2015
3:58 pm - ohhh my god, itsss ON

well hello, long time no see!! welcome to the wonderfull post of 2 years of poo posts we have missed out on! thats right, it is still going on with some outstanding record breaking happening! now last year wasnt toooo interesting, but im gonna have to make a graph or something, but the year before, amaziiiiing! ok, ok, ok, breath, calm down and collect yourself with a drum roll and a jet pack filled with the screams of a thousand baby screams....

in the year 2013 = 238

in the year 2014 = 206

however, in the month of april 2013, i had a record breaking month of 33 in a month!!!!!!! plus!!! i had a poo every single day for not just one week straight, but for 2 straight weeks!! from the 1st of april till the 15th, with the 1st and 10th i had 2 poos and 11th and 12th i had 3 poos both days, so a mental 15 days of 21 poos. proper ground breaking stuff, so just to make sure we have everything in order...

2003 = 205
2004 = 177
2005 = 185
2006 = 187
2007 = 210
2008 = 243
2009 = 263
2010 = 226
2011 = 200
2012 = 198
2013 = 238
2014 = 206

wow, there u go, 12 years of poos and counting.. so in total thats..


current mood: accomplished

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Thursday, January 3rd, 2013
2:29 pm - 2012!!!
not a good year for poo's i must say! only 198!!! and for the first year ever, i never broke over 20 poo's in 1 month.
gonna have to try harder next year!! annnnd i'm not sure but maybe, this will be the tenth year of counting poo's. so at the beggining of 2014 we'll have a nice look at the over all decade of pooing and have a grand total of poo's. including, most months poo'ed in and the day where most poo's accured. exciting stuff i know. so again

2012 = 198 poo's!

c ya next year

current mood: happy

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Sunday, January 22nd, 2012
6:48 pm - poo's of 2010 and 2011

Hello helllllo to alll! sorry i wasn't able to update with poo's last year, i have been traveling and working abroad, so here it is, the final moment u have been waiting for

2010 = 226, an average score, with no months will any records or days for that matter
2011 = 200  which is a low score, but not the lowest, and no records broke in that year either.

maybe 2012 will be the year of hopes and dreams for some fantastic record breakers. c you all in 2013!!!!!

current mood: pleased

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Sunday, January 10th, 2010
2:23 pm - new record!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow, gather round people, gather round an be quite. absolutely great news!

this year, 263 poos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smashes last years record by a clear 20!!!!!!!

plus! a new month record! 29 poos in may! wow, stolen from 2008's october which was holding the championship belt with 28. not any moreeee! superb.
await next years results, will i be able to smash another record, will my motabilism speed up even more, or come to a gradual pace. wow. exiting stuff. tune in next year for more exiting news on poo's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

current mood: optimistic

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Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
1:20 pm - big badda boooom

straight from the kettle, to the cup with love

addicted to that liquid, of my drug in a mug

silky smooth, some like it hot till its gone

milky and improved. Ive droped from 2 to none

cus everyones always tryin to cut the sugar out

an u know the waters always boilin inside of my house

Yorkshire, typhoo, twinings, oh I love a bit

Fair trade clipper, in the morning, some p.g tips

The deep tea diver, proud to be british

When it comes to tea, I say no limits

Caramel, green, herbals, all tea’s are on tour

Would chat longer, but goin back for some more

absoluterly lovin life. have an interview tomorrow for crown plaza (4 star liverpool hotel) and on the 17th november, i have an interview for disney cruise ships, (training would be in florida) wowwwwwwwwwzers. so thats the plan. running out of money faster then i thought so gotta make some more.  poo's r coming along swimmingly an im waitin for the ty monster to come round so we can watch some david attenborough, god i love that man.


current mood: cheerful

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Wednesday, March 25th, 2009
10:51 am - boooooooooom
this year oh my gosh (late delivery, but its all about timin) last years extravaganzzzza comes to light, with a record breaking 243 poos in 1 year, and otober also taking in a new month record with 28 poo's! wow i know.

await next year 4 more excitment

current mood: happy

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Tuesday, July 1st, 2008
10:27 am - the other 2 years
2006 - 187
2007 - 210          new record there, but the way things are this year i wreckon we could even hit 220 or 230! should be exiting to find out, bets on bets on bets on

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Thursday, January 31st, 2008
11:54 am
what the fuck - havent written anything in this for ages, too long, got a lot of poo's to represent as well. not feelin too great at the moment, infact proper shit. but speakin to a lot of people that are in the same boat helps, inless it was the titanic in which it wouldnt help at all. its a weired feeling to have, just so empty, need to concentrate on disagaytion, and art i guess. oh mental - had a dream that my course finishes in 2 weeks, thank fuck it doesnt that would be an f in the a. welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll wtf happans now?

current mood: shit

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Thursday, January 12th, 2006
4:46 pm
2003 - 205
2004 - 177
2005 - 185

my average poo's a year is 189, im goin for about 220 this year, bo yarrrrrrrr

current mood: done

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Sunday, January 8th, 2006
11:49 am - pooooooooooooo results
yerrrrrrrrrs yerrrrrrrrrrrs yerssssssssssss, the time has arrived, and im just sorry it hasnt happend quicker, the poo's for 2005 have all been accounted for and tally'd - lets not waste any time and get straight to it!!!

january - 18
february - 14
march - 12
april - 13
may - 13
june - 11
july - 16
august - 17
september - 20
october - 21
november - 13
december - 17

and thats a woppppppppppppping one hundred and eighty five 185 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and dates september 12th and october the 13th i had 3 poo's in one day - that still doesnt beat 2003 august 31st were i had 5 poo's in the one day

october also had the most poo's this year, maybe making this the best month of the year, who knows really?

any questions, or needs to c previouse results just give me a comment and i'll help u out !!!

also the compition has now began with my bad ass self and marrissa, who can do the most poo's in a year!! i have already had 5, and i can feel another one brewing right now, feckin yum

current mood: well hungry

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Tuesday, December 20th, 2005
3:00 pm
got this jazzy quiz from shit_itsalyson so i think i'll try it!! good times bein home from uni already, im on my third birthday after joe and giorgia mum proceeded to hit me!
quiz time
What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?
go on some crazy rides at alton towers

Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
i think my new years resolution was to smoke more green, in which i have passed! my other new years resolution yer i'll probably make one

Did anyone close to you give birth?
no, butttt one of my tutors is due for the 8th of january
Did anyone close to you die?
no, butttt i had a dream i was at a funeral last night, west

What countries did you visit?
america - new york and italy - venice
What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?
a booster back pack

What dates from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
bein on a plane, dam i hate them things and probably this years leeds riots

What was your biggest achievement of the year?
making it to uni

What was your biggest failure?
i have no failures (i am hoping)

Did you suffer illness or injury?
i was ill a few times, but nothing a big ass bowl of fruit salad couldnt cure, yumyar!

What was the best thing you bought?
maybe a flip phone, maybe a punch bag, maybe a few ounces which i either smoked or sold on

Whose behaviour merited celebration?
besides mine, everyones!!

Where did most of your money go?
drugs and living

What did you get really, really, really excited about?
bein in new york!! - havin schrooms ect

What song will always remind you of 2005?
probably any pendulum tune and alter ego - rocka

Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder? richer or poorer?
happier and richer ohhhhhhh yer

What do you wish you'd done more of?

What do you wish you'd done less of?
hangin round waiting to do stuff
How will you be spending Christmas?
with my family and probably some friends.

Did you fall in love in 2005?

How many one-night stands?
just the one

What was your favorite TV program?
hmmm, good call do i look at programs such as neighboures or hmm i really dont remember what was on tv at the start of the year - shamelees seasion two WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT, ITS GOTTA BE SMALLEVILLE

Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?

What was the best book you read?
maybe harry potter (the new book)- or sophies world

What was your greatest musical discovery?
oh my god, ska-core to drum an bass to everything stincky, yum yum

What did you want and get?
maybe a higher education

What did you want and not get?
GOD DAM rocket back pack
What was your favorite film of this year?
nooo, there was to many, many unleached, spongebob, there have been to many, an i can not possible pluck them out of the air now, can i ?

What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
19- just had an on going party through out the day through the house, but on my actual birthday we just all got fucked an ate alot of schrooms!!

What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
besides a fuckin booster back pack, nothing

How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005?
same as usual - u love it

What kept you sane?
nothin keeps me sane...k probably the weed

Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
urrrr, dunno maybe larna from smalleville, but to tell u the truth probably no one

What political issue stirred you the most?
maybe somethin to do with june the 7th

Who did you miss?
didnt c london tim this year

Who was the best new person you met?
god dam, to fuckin many mate, besides all my flat mates, probably andy or joe or andreas

Any regrets?
live my life with no regreat!!

Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005:
dont take too much mdma an walk out onto roads

Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
'another weekend, another black memory'

yerrrr this year has been well good for me - bring on the 2006

also there is going to be a bit of a dellay with the poo calander results, because i left my calander at uni, the poo's r still being counted and there is still some to be made! look forward to the results around january the 8th, yum yum and get even more exited about the poo compition with marissa grecooooooooooooo boi yar! starting january the 1st!!!!


current mood: yumyarrrrrrr

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Saturday, October 8th, 2005
5:10 pm - poooooooo compition
so its official!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me and marissa are havin a poo compition, starting 2006, who ever has the most poo's at the end of the year wins, the loser has to travel to the other persons counrty!!! so if i lose, i gotta go to canada, but if she loses she comin down to england, bring on the currryy!!!!!!!!!!


current mood: thinkin about pooo's

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Sunday, September 25th, 2005
9:29 am - charlie in bristol, an im back!

LJ Interests meme results

  1. big house:
  2. chips:
  3. evil dead 2:
  4. h2o:
  5. magic:
  6. my life:
  7. pitchshifter:
  8. skajake:
  9. system of a down:
  10. udinese:

Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.

so basically i got a lap top, and then a broadban connection in my room! an its all free internet access, kinky! things are goin amazin down here, bristol is such a nice place an i couldnt of asked for better room mates!!! iiiiiiiiiiii

current mood: funky!!

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Saturday, September 17th, 2005
3:23 am - leavvvvvvvvvvvvin off to bristol
basically, im goin to bristol an i dont know how long it will be intill i right in here again!

but soooner then never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bye to everyone i didnt get to say bye to if any, cus i dont think there was!!!!!!
shit i need some sleep!

current mood: no picture can express my mood

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Tuesday, September 13th, 2005
11:18 am - what a fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkked up dream
i just had a dream that was west, i went back to school for my uni course (as in south wirral high school) but it was just like being backin normal school although the year i was in didnt have uniforms, there was none of the new building like there is now, and it was so crazy, i was hangin out with karl lewis the hole time. during a p.e lesson i thought i was on pills or somethin cus things kept changin and i couldnt remember which wall to roll a tin at, cus thats what we had to do,(along with a load of other stuff) and carl mcarthy was there, an i was sayin like i havnt seen him in four years, an i was tellin him all the things ie been doin, but i couldnt understand a fuckin word he was sayin!!! and we had school diarys like in year 7, an i was talkin to miss mano an everything, and jack dutton sent me a txt sayin he wants to get the crew back together, but all that was after that were different crisp packet names, aswell in the yard i made this amazin cling film mask thing, i think it was for art!!! oh and like jessica hutton an some girl called carla was in the boys changin rooms!! also walkin round the school i was talkin about how good it is to be back and then mim sent me a txt sayin, wow u play the drums u should listen to iron maiden! an then just b4 i went into science (chemistry) i woke up, and it was crazy to think im never goin back there, infact im goin to bristol, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit im scared!

current mood: fuckin well tired

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Wednesday, September 7th, 2005
3:02 pm

hey hey, this link shows some of the riots at leeds, an was shown on tv, about half way through it you see me running away with a robbed crate with a sraw hat and a green top (offffffffffff my head)

thanks to pip for sorting out the link! boo yarrr

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Wednesday, August 31st, 2005
10:52 am - i didnt care about the reason why u never wrote
hey hey hey!!!! long time ay, i thought i owed it to myself to comment after the leeds festival

basically five days of fun, three days of music and 4 nights of drugs!!!!!

thursday - drove to leeds in west rain weather, got there and put are tent up with the chester peeps, did poppers, weed, herbal ectacy an morning woodrose seeds, (herbal acid) to start the fun times

friday involved - fortet, incubus, iggy pop, dirty shatez, dead leaves, suicide girls, and NOFX, also proper drunk from gin an juice, stoned, poppers, and some laughing gas!, niiiice

saturday - goldie lookin chain, whatched a hypotist, dropkick murphys, ray and cockston, abdominal and format and desisive, queens of the stone age, sean williams, lemon jelly, pixies also some more laughin gas, alcohol, poppers, weed and salvia

sunday - no comply, some manga film, roots manuva, capdown, dwaves, anti flag, hate breed and bad religion!!!!!!! also popppers, stole a crate of beer in the riots, pills, no sleep, loys of riots an goin crazy in the campsite, fires!!!! putting shops an vans on fire, hitting big bin drums like in a tribe

monday - put tent away and drove home an kept stoned

nobody likes us, everybody hates us ... SECURITY

current mood: great

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Friday, July 15th, 2005
11:18 am - wellwellwell
well, just went through this photo album i have, crazy to c the last three odd years in a book, i finally finished it today when i noticed u can write things next to the pictures, grim days ay, ill just have to go over it again, maybe, maybe not!
but while goin through this photo album i thought

a smoking space for me at halls
all bank details sorted
passed the year
clean room
waiting for next to phone
got tekken 5
got all my friends
loads of food in the house

so im in a good mood and thought ide say somethin

what to do tonight though?, go to chester for hawaii party or to birkenhead for lous party which will probably involve alot of college peeeps, hmmmmmmmmmmmm

item - elvis lives on my paper round
item - big foot eats out of our trash
item - even mans best friend is weired

current mood: greeeeeeaaat

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Sunday, June 26th, 2005
2:32 pm - blah
the game of course was -----

tekken five, yerrs yerrs yerrs!!

just because all you american, canadian, an japanese country;s have been able to play this games for ages, it only just came out on friday for the people who are living in england!!!!!!!

(this post was wrote for billzy)

final question, who wrote the song 'american girl' again ?


current mood: funky !!!!!!!!

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Friday, June 24th, 2005
10:50 am
three issues, maybe four i ave to bring up in the next few seconds!

1. today the greatest game comes out ever, an so i will go and buy it and probably rant an rave about it for a few months!!!!!!!!!!!
2. why can u not have a commer after a full stop., i mean it looks pretty cool an shouldnt even be a problem
3. my cup of tea will be done brewwing in 8 mins, in that time i hope to have finished this, got a t-shirt on, maybe have a little wash of some kind b4 waking up the sleeping dead i call aaron, ellie and fenrif in my loft.
4. the fourth problem i have besides thinking about having a lightsaber and wanting my very own box of fresh plums (yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)., well its the fact i think ive seen to many scrubs, an overload of scrubs, and now dr cox's speaches and ranting are all thats left in my head, arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

charlie :P

current mood: like a mother fucker

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